"hello, is this boredom?"

"yes, what do you need?"

"i will put this journal on you now"

"what? nooo-"

[x] YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A POT OF COFFEE.
[] YOU KEEP TRACK OF DATES USING A CALENDAR.
[] YOU OWN A CREDIT CARD. 
[] YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE THE OIL IN A CAR.
[x] YOU'VE DONE YOUR OWN LAUNDRY.
[] YOU CAN VOTE IN AN ELECTION.
[x] YOU CAN COOK FOR YOURSELF. 
[] YOU THINK POLITICS ARE INTERESTING.

TOTAL: 3

[] YOU SHOW UP FOR SCHOOL LATE A LOT.
[] YOU ALWAYS CARRY A PEN/PENCIL IN YOUR BAG/PURSE/POCKET.
[] YOU'VE NEVER GOTTEN A DETENTION.
[] YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY.
[] YOU LIKE TO TAKE WALKS BY YOURSELF.
[] YOU KNOW WHAT CREDIBILITY MEANS WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP.
[] YOU DRINK CAFFEINE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.

TOTAL:  3

[x] YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE DISHES
[x] YOU CAN COUNT TO 10 IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE. 
[] WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING YOU USUALLY DO IT.
[x] YOU CAN MOW THE LAWN.
[] YOU STUDY EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
[x] YOU HAVE HAND WASHED A CAR BEFORE.

TOTAL: 7

[x] YOU CAN SPELL EXPERIENCE WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP. 
[] THE PEOPLE AT STARBUCKS KNOW YOU BY NAME.
[x] YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF FOOD IS TAKE-OUT.
[x] YOU CAN GO TO THE STORE WITHOUT GETTING SOMETHING YOU DON'T NEED.
[] YOU UNDERSTAND POLITICAL JOKES THE FIRST TIME THEY ARE SAID.
[x] YOU CAN TYPE PRETTY QUICKLY.

TOTAL: 11

[] YOUR ONLY FRIENDS ARE FROM YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.
[x] YOU HAVE BEEN TO A TUPPERWARE PARTY. 
[] YOU HAVE REALIZED THAT PRACTICALLY NO ONE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY UNLESS YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 25 AND HAVE A JOB.
[] YOU HAVE MORE BILLS THAN YOU CAN PAY.
[x] YOU HAVE BEEN TO THE BEACH.  
[x] YOU USE THE INTERNET EVERY DAY.
[x] YOU HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE 3 OR MORE TIMES A DAY
[] YOU MAKE YOUR BED IN THE MORNING.


FINAL TOTAL: 15